Comments for Deconstructing Kari

Comment on Fashionista Rebellion by Chuck

Chuck — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:02:02 +0000

You’re very right and I learned long ago not to get between a woman and her clothes. Thanks for the write.

Comment on A Candle Without Its Wick by Jeremy

Jeremy — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:06:55 +0000

Sometimes a candle just needs a vacation so that it can find its wick again.

Comment on Who loves you Baby? by Jeremy

Jeremy — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:06:18 +0000

Love is only what people choose it not to be.

Comment on I’m registered at Tiffany’s! by Jeremy

Jeremy — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:04:39 +0000

I think marrying yourself is a terrific idea, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to buy you anything more than a card - and I don’t buy cards.

But I think it’s a terrific idea for tax purposes, and for health care purposes. And you should be able to divorce yourself as well, and pay yourself child support and alimony, because you don’t have to declare those payments as income.

Of course, this isn’t at all possible. Not because it doesn’t make any sense, but because it is immoral. You see, you are the same sex as yourself, and God hates fags and queers and dykes lezbos. He does. And God made everyone in His own image, and He made them, and He doesn’t make mistakes, so… wait… I’ve confused myself in logic again.

Never mind. You should marry yourself and I will marry myself, and then we can have two married couples living in the same household - we can have Swinger parties every night! The advantages to this idea are seemingly endless!

Comment on Who loves you Baby? by Yo $i$ta

Yo $i$ta — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:19:51 +0000

i couldnt agree with you more….in my short 20 years on this earth, ive realized that i have no fucking CLUE what love is. not that it can actually be defined anyway, but how can one truly experience love if it is one-sided. which in most cases, it is. there will always be that one person in the relationship who goes the extra mile. in fact…ive come to see love as an epidemic-or outbreak if anything. when those potent components of love combine- we become intoxicated. our vision is blurry, or thoughts or slurred. we tend to forget what we ACTUALLY do love & give a damn about just convince ourselves we’re in love.
if love is in the air-im putting on a gas mask…

Comment on Damn It All by Yo $i$ta

Yo $i$ta — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:04:45 +0000

we need to turn this into a song-

Comment on I’m registered at Tiffany’s! by Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:12:51 +0000

Only a question….I thought the expression was za za zoom….maybe that was just in the olden times, though…..keep on writing.

Comment on I’m registered at Tiffany’s! by Kari

Kari — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:56:46 +0000

Hello old friend. I am glad to hear from you and happy to learn that your life is progressing in a great way. So you are in Texas now - are you near Houston? (Send me an email and let me know where you are) I’d love to see you. As for a house-warming party, I think that is a grand idea. You certainly can do something like that without making people feel uncomfortable. I know I would happily contribute to your new home. I am certain your boyfriends friends and family would do the same. Wishing you and little Alex (though he is probably not so little anymore) all the best!

Comment on I’m registered at Tiffany’s! by Ashlie H.

Ashlie H. — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:54:05 +0000

First off hello Kari, I hate that I’ve fallen into that category of friends that you have not spoken to in quite some time. I still think of you quite oftne. Second off, what a smart idea! I was just thinking about something very similar since my son and I have just recently moved to Texas and have moved in with my boyfriend. He’s been divorced and lost practically everything to his ex wife and has just recently returned home from his second tour in Iraq, so he’s having to start from scratch. Myself on the other hand has never been married and therefore does not have many household things in my possesion either. Perhaps instead of “marrying myself” since my boyfriend and I do hope on gettting married eventually, we should have a house warming party. I’m just throwing this idea out there since we need many common things for our 2 bedroom apartment-he has a son and so do I. I don’t have a job yet in this new town I’ve moved to and the Army is screwing him out of money that he was suppose to receive for housing. Any comments or suggestions would also be greatly appreciated. What do you personally think Ms.Kari?

Sincerely, Ashlie H.

Comment on Trying to Mind My Own Business by Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:05:59 +0000

Butt-outski at this point. Lots of love, keep on writing.